"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."
Shade Selector Pillows
Add a splash of color to their space with a cozy pillow that reflects their playful, creative spirit. Ideal for any shade selector who loves to personalize their environment.
'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
Sunbathers.
'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'
Bug Spray/Sun Screen
"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."
'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'
A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.
Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...
The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.
"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."
"I've downsized."
Eggshell blue
These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -
'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'
The Sun Bather
"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"
"Didn't we come here for the sun?"
Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!
'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'
Spaghetto
'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'
"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."
"I love summer."
Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.
"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."
'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'
Summer
"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"
"What you've been coughing up - is it more of a 'Misty Green' or an 'Heirloom Sage'?"
50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon
The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)
'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'
Sunbloc 1000
Shade Selector Pillows Collection
Shade Selector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the shade selector’s colorful personality—quirky, witty, and full of life.
Shade Selector Prints
Decorate with stunning prints that capture the essence of the shade selector’s colorful spirit. Ideal for inspiring and personalizing their environment.
Shade Selector T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that match the shade selector’s bold style. Bright, witty, and perfectly expressive, these shirts are a must-have for any creative wardrobe.