Shade Selector T-Shirts

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Sunbathers.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"I've downsized."

Eggshell blue

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

The Sun Bather

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

Spaghetto

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"I love summer."

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

Summer

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

"What you've been coughing up - is it more of a 'Misty Green' or an 'Heirloom Sage'?"

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

Sunbloc 1000