Shade Solution Seeker T-Shirts

Ernie, your garden's in the shade --- Nothing will grow here! It'll be fine --- I'm planting bulbs!

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Sunbathers.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Elusive Shadow.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Eggshell blue

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

The Sun Bather

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

"I love summer."