Shade-seeking Reader T-Shirts

Summer

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Sunbathers.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Elusive Shadow.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

The Sun Bather

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"I love summer."

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

'Glorious day'

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

Sunbloc 1000

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

"It says 'plant in a shady spot'." "With the weather this dull, that covers the whole garden."

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."