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"It says 'plant in a shady spot'." "With the weather this dull, that covers the whole garden."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Sunbathers.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'That plant food really works!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Watering Flowers

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

SPOONING CACTI

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

Elusive Shadow.

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'