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"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Sunbathers.

Theatre Crowd

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'That plant food really works!'

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The garden lady.

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'