Timmy John Lizard! For the last time: stay out of the shade!
Shade Enjoyer T-Shirts
Find the ideal shirt for someone who loves their shady spots with our fun and stylish t-shirts. These tees capture the relaxed and humorous spirit of shade enjoyers.
It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
Sunbathers.
7 Dwarves of Retirement
'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'
"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."
Bug Spray/Sun Screen
'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'
A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.
Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...
The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.
"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."
These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -
'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'
"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."
"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."
The Sun Bather
"Didn't we come here for the sun?"
"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."
Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!
"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"
Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.
"Oh, I stood around in a field and ate a bunch of grass...what did you do this weekend?"
"I love summer."
Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.
Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!
'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'
"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."
'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'
Summer
Genie in a trash can.
'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'
Egyptian umbrella
'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'
Shade Enjoyer T-Shirts Collection
Shade Enjoyer Mugs
Explore our collection of shade enjoyer mugs and bring a touch of humor and warmth to their coffee or tea routine.
Shade Enjoyer Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate their shade enjoyment, offering comfort and personality to any space.
Shade Enjoyer Prints
Browse our vibrant prints to brighten their environment and showcase their love for shaded retreats.