Shade Connoisseur T-Shirts

Summer

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

bird interprets modern art

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

The latest in Eyewear.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Landscape Artists

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

A stripe of stockbrokers

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'How does this one feel?'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Your shampoo delivery is here!"

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"