Shade Connoisseur Pillows

Summer

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

bird interprets modern art

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

The latest in Eyewear.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

A stripe of stockbrokers

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Landscape Artists

"I'm sick and tired of black."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'How does this one feel?'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"