Colour Connoisseur Pillows

'Fresh-ground food color to liven things up?'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

Louis Armstrong

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'These are job perks.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Allegro con molto espresso

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

bird interprets modern art

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Too bright."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Espresso Martini Peacock