Colour Connoisseur Pillows

'Fresh-ground food color to liven things up?'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Allegro con molto espresso

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

bird interprets modern art

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Too bright."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Just call me Picasso!

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

They were mysteriously drawn together