Coloring Connoisseur Pillows

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Artist

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Yes, can I help you?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

bird interprets modern art

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Too bright."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Creative Baby.

"He's an abstract artist."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!