Card Color Connoisseur Pillows

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).

'How about a game of cards?'

bird interprets modern art

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Expensive greeting cards.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Landscape Artists

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Golfers lost on the road

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Greetings!

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Valentines for Things

Hot Dog Stand

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"Henry, we like the 'any colour as long as it's black,' idea but we just want to ask...is it the RIGHT black?"

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster