Greeting Card Connoisseur Pillows

'Cards for those special occasions'.

Missing You.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Reindeer

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Sunrise and Sunset

Expensive greeting cards.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Cards Galore.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Get well. Get down.

Greetings!

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Greeting Cards

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'