Greeting Card Aficionado Pillows

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Greetings cards

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

Basic greeting cards.

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Reindeer

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Sunrise and Sunset

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Husband / Wife / On The Side

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Cards Galore.

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Get well. Get down.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Greetings!

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Greeting Cards

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"