Greeting Card Connoisseurs Pillows

Missing You.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Reindeer

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Expensive greeting cards.

Sunrise and Sunset

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Cards Galore.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Get well. Get down.

Greetings!

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

Greeting Cards

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.