Greeting Card Connoisseurs Prints

Get Well. Congrats. Graduate. Wedding. It's for a hypochondriac who actually got sick --- Is that "get well" or "congratulations"?

Missing You.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Reindeer

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Expensive greeting cards.

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Belated Birthday Cards

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Cards Galore.

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Get well. Get down.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Greetings!

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

Greeting Cards

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.