Greeting Card Collectors Pillows

Rude Greetings Cards.

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

'We do have cards to mothers in law, but not with that particular message inside...'

Missing You.

Reindeer

Christmas Hugs

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Belated Birthday Cards

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Cards Galore.

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Get well. Get down.

Greetings!

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

Greeting Cards

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

Invent Sales Day

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Parp!

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'