Collecting Greeting Cards Pillows

'Got any sorry-I-missed-you cards?'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Greeting Cards

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding Get-Well Grads Sympathy Congrats Friendship. It's for a friend who's having an operation and it's going to be covered by his HMO. Would that be "Get Well" or "Congratulations"?

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

Greeting cards: Religious and Holier Than Thou.

'I'd like a get well card.'

Mime Christmas Cards - Blank Inside.

'I like this sympathy card and it's buy one get one free!'

'It's the thought that counts.'

"If it doesn't work can I return it?"

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

Thank you

"Have you got anything that might make up for six extramarital affairs and a secret family in Swindon?"

"So... think we can get our money back for the get well card we bought him?"

"It's a belated, get well soon card."

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Christmas Hugs

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'