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Collecting Cards Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their favorite hobby space with a pillow designed for card collectors. Soft, stylish, and subtly inspired by their passion, it’s perfect for relaxing while flipping through cards.
'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'
Introducing Healing Truths Mother's Day Cards
'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'
"We got a sympathy card. Our anniversary is next week"
Retirement Cards
Crappy Birthday
"What do you have to comfort somebody who is suffering from the heartbreak of psoriasis?"
Mother's Day Greeting Cards: Pick your own.
Greeting Cards/Get Well, Donor.
'I'm looking for a 'get well' card with just a hint of 'I told you so'.'
"I need a card that's heavy on caring but light on commitment."
You're 1 of a kind! Happy Valentine's day - Noah
Birthday. Friendship. Pick a card, any card.
Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!
'If she doesn't get well, do I get a refund?'
'It's a 'don't get well' card from the temp who now has your job at the office.'
Always looking for ways to increase sales, the creative team at Mayflower Greeting Cards brainstorms new sending occasions.
'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'
'What are these?.' - 'My Valentine cards.'
'I got a paper cut from one of my get-well cards!'
Queen of Clubs
"I always wondered what the Queen's telegram would actually say."
"Do you have one that says: 'I know someone who died from what you have'?"
"Darling, you always know what I like for Valentine's Day... A Ballantine's card."
"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"
"So you only got one Valentine's car, it could have been worse!"
"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"
"Do you have a card for the second step mother of my third wife's brother on her cousins side?"
Cards: SympathyCongratulationsGuilt.
"Enjoy all those Valentines while they're obligatory."
Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.
'Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen! On Comet! On Cupid...CUPID?!'
Happy Birthday: Simply the Beast
Leaving cards leaving card display
Collecting Cards Pillows Collection
Collecting Cards Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs tailored for card collectors—funny and heartfelt designs that celebrate their passion for collecting cards.
Collecting Cards Prints
Browse our art prints inspired by collectors and cards—beautiful designs to enhance any hobby room or gallery wall.
Collecting Cards T-Shirts
Check out our stylish t-shirts for card lovers—fun designs that make their hobby stand out with wit and personality.