Card Color Connoisseur Prints

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).

'How about a game of cards?'

bird interprets modern art

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Expensive greeting cards.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Landscape Artists

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Eugene O'Neill

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Golfers lost on the road

Eugene O'Neill.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

Greetings!

Valentines for Things

Hot Dog Stand

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

"Henry, we like the 'any colour as long as it's black,' idea but we just want to ask...is it the RIGHT black?"

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster