Comedic Card Connoisseur Prints

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Surf Casting

The Family Joules: Part 21

'How about a game of cards?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Santa called but you were out!

'Choose, Fenster

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Malcolm Sargent

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Inaction Figure

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

The Family Joules: Part 3

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'It's Blurred.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Expensive greeting cards.