Coloring Connoisseur T-Shirts

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Artist

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

bird interprets modern art

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Yes, can I help you?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

They were mysteriously drawn together

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"He's an abstract artist."