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"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'Something in warm, earth tones. I'm sick of white.'

'Can you give me a blush in your cheeks to match this shade of crimson.'

'It's good - You've captured her shade of blue perfectly!'

'That's the color paint we need.'

"I'll sue you for copyright infringement."

'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

'If you want to survive you've got to go green!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

Man blowing paint at a canvas through a French horn.

'I chose the jockeys wearing the prettiest colours and I'm doing better than him!'

'He can't make up his mind what colour he wants the ceiling.'

'WHOA!! Look at the colours of the sky and how the sun lights up the clouds! Mother Nature has got fantastic graphic software!'

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Too bright."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"Boy would you look at those colors? It's amazing, isn't it?"

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

Chameleons teaching each other the colour chart.

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

Getting ready for spring

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"Would that be 'white white' or a 'grey white' or 'white with a touch of lemon white'?"

French Colour Chart

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"Might I recommend the orange Crayola for the smaller flowers and the blue-green for the foliage."

'There! That's the colour of the dress I was telling you about.'

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."