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"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

Art School Caper

El Greco

Profits are down, staff morale is in freefall and we haven't kept control of costs...but it's not all bad news..."

'Mommy, is 'fuchsia' a naughty word?'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

bird interprets modern art

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"He's an abstract artist."

Creative Baby.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."