Color Aficionado T-Shirts

'Be honest now. Does this color make me look fat?'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Colourful Birds

'All we've got in at the moment is Lincoln Green.'

'How do spell paint?'

"Some of my best friends are black, green, mustard, lavender, orange, blue, and pink."

Blondes have more fun

Pea green

Painting and Decorating

"It's called yellow on blue."

"I was looking forward to his midlife crisis and him buying a convertible, but no, he's taken up painting instead..."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

(Camel paintings)

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Horti-Culture

"Mr. Right!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Distractions Of The Great