Color Enthusiast Prints

"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'Something in warm, earth tones. I'm sick of white.'

'Can you give me a blush in your cheeks to match this shade of crimson.'

'It's good - You've captured her shade of blue perfectly!'

"I'll sue you for copyright infringement."

'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'

'That's the color paint we need.'

Og invents the colorwheel

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

'If you want to survive you've got to go green!'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Man blowing paint at a canvas through a French horn.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'I chose the jockeys wearing the prettiest colours and I'm doing better than him!'

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'

'WHOA!! Look at the colours of the sky and how the sun lights up the clouds! Mother Nature has got fantastic graphic software!'

'He can't make up his mind what colour he wants the ceiling.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Chameleons teaching each other the colour chart.

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

"Too bright."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

"Would that be 'white white' or a 'grey white' or 'white with a touch of lemon white'?"

Getting ready for spring

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"Boy would you look at those colors? It's amazing, isn't it?"

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

French Colour Chart

'We need some sweet in reception - use this colour chart.'

"I like your yellow tie...It matches your teeth"

"Might I recommend the orange Crayola for the smaller flowers and the blue-green for the foliage."