Colour Enthusiast Pillows

A support group for crayons nobody ever uses.

Favourite colours of colour blind people.

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

bird interprets modern art

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Creative Baby.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"He's an abstract artist."

Art Gallery.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Instant art

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'