Glasses Connoisseur Pillows

The latest in Eyewear.

'Signs in Optician's window read: 1- Vote Tory, 2-Rose tinted spectacles sold here!'

Sir Charles Stanford.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

S**t Threw a Goose

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Satis Factory Tour

Moliere

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

The public was right

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Charles Dickens.

"Brian's considering the optics."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'