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'Signs in Optician's window read: 1- Vote Tory, 2-Rose tinted spectacles sold here!'

Sir Charles Stanford.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

S**t Threw a Goose

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Satis Factory Tour

Moliere

The public was right

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

"Brian's considering the optics."

C Day Lewis.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."