Glasses Enthusiasts Gifts

'Perhaps you could give him a touch of astigmatism, kids with glasses are sooo cute!'

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'

Reading over someone's shoulder.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Beach hats

The sunglasses.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Overkill, dude."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

The latest in Eyewear.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'No cheating'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

The public was right

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Snow blind.

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

Wine-tasting Tour.

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!