Glasses Enthusiasts Mugs

'Perhaps you could give him a touch of astigmatism, kids with glasses are sooo cute!'

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Beach hats

"Overkill, dude."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The sunglasses.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The latest in Eyewear.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'No cheating'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

The public was right

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

Snow blind.

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

Wine-tasting Tour.

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'

Summer Berries

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Neighborhood Watch.