Glasses Aficionado Mugs

Forget about seeing the forest, or even the trees...right now Doug was far from that space!!

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

'Perfect! I'll take them.'

"Have you seen the glasses I had on when I came in."

'I can see every speck of dust with my new glasses. That's why I don't wear them.'

"I've just broken my glasses... Will I have to be examined all over again?"

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

"Damn! These glasses are useless. . ."

"Good morning - may I book an eye test..?"

'It all happened so fast - they beat me unconscious . . . next thing I know I wake up and my glasses are gone.'

The public was right

Checkboard Glasses

Creeping anthropomorphism.

'You create a distraction, and I'll grab the bait can!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

'I'd like a pair that makes me look a right ba***rd.'

'Smart guy glasses.'

Baseball player NY Yankee - being interviewed while wearing 3-D prescription glasses.

'I know I'm supposed to wear glasses when I drive. That's why I have a prescription windshield.'

'Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away. Today, I wear bifocals s I can see my troubles just fine.'

"Never mind ultra violet you're not seeing the sun god wearing those!"

'Any more remarks about my eyesight and you're off!'

They both have glasses

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Dressed for Success!

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

High security Santa's grotto

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan