Glasses Aficionado Pillows

Forget about seeing the forest, or even the trees...right now Doug was far from that space!!

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

'Perfect! I'll take them.'

"Have you seen the glasses I had on when I came in."

'I can see every speck of dust with my new glasses. That's why I don't wear them.'

"I've just broken my glasses... Will I have to be examined all over again?"

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

"Damn! These glasses are useless. . ."

"Good morning - may I book an eye test..?"

'It all happened so fast - they beat me unconscious . . . next thing I know I wake up and my glasses are gone.'

The public was right

Checkboard Glasses

Creeping anthropomorphism.

'You create a distraction, and I'll grab the bait can!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

'I'd like a pair that makes me look a right ba***rd.'

'Smart guy glasses.'

'I know I'm supposed to wear glasses when I drive. That's why I have a prescription windshield.'

"Never mind ultra violet you're not seeing the sun god wearing those!"

'Any more remarks about my eyesight and you're off!'

They both have glasses

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

High security Santa's grotto

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A Macaroni in 1772