Glasses Aficionados Pillows

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Beach hats

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

The sunglasses.

"Overkill, dude."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

The latest in Eyewear.

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"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

The public was right

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Snow blind.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'