Glasses Aficionados Pillows

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Beach hats

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Overkill, dude."

The sunglasses.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The latest in Eyewear.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

The public was right

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Snow blind.

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

Wine-tasting Tour.

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'