Sunglasses Enthusiast Pillows

"It's the new LED model."

"Overkill, dude."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'I repeat! Do these sunglasses make me look like an uptight witch!? Yes or No?'

The sunglasses.

"Not only do I look cool, but I also protect my eyes from snow blindness..."

Cool dude

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

'This is way better than a litter box.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"I'm in disguise."

Rogue elephant

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Let there be cool.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

The public was right

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'