Sunglasses Enthusiast Gifts

"It's the new LED model."

"Overkill, dude."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'I repeat! Do these sunglasses make me look like an uptight witch!? Yes or No?'

The sunglasses.

"Not only do I look cool, but I also protect my eyes from snow blindness..."

Cool dude

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Let there be cool.'

The public was right

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"