Sunglasses Wearers Gifts

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Rogue elephant

"Overkill, dude."

"I'm in disguise."

The sunglasses.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Yipeee!"

'Let there be cool.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

Snow blind.

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'