Sunglasses Wearers Gifts

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Rogue elephant

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"I'm in disguise."

The sunglasses.

"Overkill, dude."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Yipeee!"

'Let there be cool.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

Snow blind.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

I had my eyes dilated.

"How did I never notice before, Peter! Without your glasses you look just like Spider-Man!"

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'