Glasses Wearer Gifts

'I'd like to buy a vowel.'

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Kids at school call us 'eight eyes'."

It appears that the victim was a nerd

'I don't know. Everything just looks more clear.'

'Read the top line out loud. I need to check my lottery numbers.'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Solar Eclipse

'Hey, watch where ya walkin' four-eyes!'

'Where's everybody?'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"You can't cram for an eye exam, Harold!"

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The sunglasses.

"Overkill, dude."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

The public was right

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.