Glasses Wearer Problems Gifts

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

The public was right

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Forget about seeing the forest, or even the trees...right now Doug was far from that space!!

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"I've just broken my glasses... Will I have to be examined all over again?"

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'What do you like about her?'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'