Glasses Wearer Problems Mugs

"No...still a bit foggy."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

The public was right

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

"How did I never notice before, Peter! Without your glasses you look just like Spider-Man!"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

Wine-tasting Tour.

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

Forget about seeing the forest, or even the trees...right now Doug was far from that space!!

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Wow! He must really work out!'

Contacts vs. Glasses

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

"I've just broken my glasses... Will I have to be examined all over again?"

'What do you like about her?'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.