Glasses Wearers Mugs

Short sighted pirates being turned away from a Pilates class.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Overkill, dude."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Rogue elephant

The sunglasses.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'Let there be cool.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

The public was right

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"