Glasses Wearers Prints

Short sighted pirates being turned away from a Pilates class.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Overkill, dude."

Rogue elephant

The sunglasses.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'Let there be cool.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

The public was right

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.