Glasses Wearer Club Prints

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'

"Talk nerdy to me."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Overkill, dude."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"I'm in disguise."

Rogue elephant

The sunglasses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Let there be cool.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Snow blind.

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'