Glasses Wearer Club Prints

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'

"Talk nerdy to me."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"I'm in disguise."

The sunglasses.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Rogue elephant

"Overkill, dude."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Let there be cool.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

I had my eyes dilated.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

Snow blind.

"How did I never notice before, Peter! Without your glasses you look just like Spider-Man!"

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"