Glasses Wearing Gifts

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

Contacts vs. Glasses

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Overkill, dude."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The sunglasses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

The public was right

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Checking new spectacles.

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'