Glasses Wearing Gifts

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

Contacts vs. Glasses

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

The sunglasses.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Overkill, dude."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

The public was right

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"How did I never notice before, Peter! Without your glasses you look just like Spider-Man!"

Checking new spectacles.

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"