Glasses Wearer T-Shirts

'I'd like to buy a vowel.'

"Have you seen my eyes?"

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'Wow! He must really work out!'

"Kids at school call us 'eight eyes'."

It appears that the victim was a nerd

'I don't know. Everything just looks more clear.'

'Read the top line out loud. I need to check my lottery numbers.'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

I take it back - the glasses DO make you look smarter.

"How did I never notice before, Peter! Without your glasses you look just like Spider-Man!"

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Solar Eclipse

'Hey, watch where ya walkin' four-eyes!'

'Where's everybody?'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"You can't cram for an eye exam, Harold!"

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

The sunglasses.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Overkill, dude."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'