Sunglasses Lover T-Shirts

"I told him: Of you want cute, get a kitten. If you want a professional, call me."

"They can shine a light at night all they want, with my sunglasses on, they won't spot me..."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

'This is way better than a litter box.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Overkill, dude."

"I'm in disguise."

The sunglasses.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Rogue elephant

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Yipeee!"

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Let there be cool.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

I had my eyes dilated.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

Snow blind.

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

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