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'That's a good question - I guess he wears them to protect his own eyes from himself.'

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Let there be cool.'

'Give them lager and sunglasses.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

I had my eyes dilated.

This pair of sunglasses looks great. I'll buy them.

"Why do you wear those sunglasses on the top of your...?"

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'With very dark sunglasses, I don't suffer from photophobia and I can go out during the day...'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Rogue elephant

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Beach hats

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Overkill, dude."

"I'm in disguise."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The sunglasses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'