Sunglass Collector T-Shirts

'Drop him again, Louie.'

"I always lose sunglasses."

'They keep the flies out of my eyes and I look cool at the same time!'

"I'm in disguise."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Rogue elephant

The sunglasses.

"Overkill, dude."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Let there be cool.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

Snow blind.

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."