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Flower drinking cola.

Postes Modernes

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

Beach hats

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Do you do much walking?"

Squirrel on the beach

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"It was her mothers"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Overkill, dude."

Blue Dress

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The sunglasses.