Sunglass Admirer T-Shirts

Flower drinking cola.

Postes Modernes

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Beach hats

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Squirrel on the beach

No, I don

You are what you eat!

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"I'm in disguise."

"Overkill, dude."

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Blue Dress

The sunglasses.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."