Sunglass Enthusiast T-Shirts

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

Blind potato wears sunglasses over his eyes.

'My teacher says they don't see very well.'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Anna Wintour

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

The sunglasses.

"Overkill, dude."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

'Let there be cool.'

The public was right

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Snow blind.

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'